UWAGA GIMNAZJALISTO!Przeczytaj „ Duck in a bar” i przetłumacz na język polski. Zwycięzca może być tylko jeden. Kto pierwszy poprawnie przetłumaczy angielski żart, otrzyma nagrodę (w rubryce: aktywność ) Pracę proszę składać do pani Marzeny Chrapkiewicz
Duck in a Bar This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"? The bartender says, "No we only sell drinks here". The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"? The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell drinks, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar." So the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no". The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"? (Scott Pruitt)
READ & LAUGH Climate Change According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we'll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, nothing is going to change. (Arthur Carlson) ......... PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. .......... TEACHER: Did you do your homework? PUPIL: No teacher. TEACHER: Do you have an excuse? PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault. TEACHER: She kept you from doing it? PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough! ......... TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing. PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen! |